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I was SO bummed that 50 Shades of Chicken didn’t make it to the top 5 last week. lol
So, my picks this week are:
The Zen of Farting
How to Write a How to Write Book
The Pocket Book of Boners
LOL
What’s funny I could see my hubby and sons getting the The Zen of Farting…..
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
How to Shit in the Woods
I picked LIFE IS A BOWL OF CHERRIES… (because Erma Bombeck rocked, and people don’t give her enough props these days) and THE JOY OF UNCIRCUMCISING (it’s certainly picturesque)!
I voted for The Big Book of Lesbian Horse stories, How to Cook Husbands and The Pocket Book of Boners. The Horse stories is my favorite. Is it for people who like reading about lesbian horses, for just lesbians who like horses, or stories to be read to lesbian horses? It’s a mystery.
The Joy of Uncircumcising, How to Write a How To Write Book, and The Pocket Book of Boners mainly because I’d really like to know what are those books about jaja
I oted for The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification, How to Date Dead Guys and Too Close to a Naked Man.
I voted for The Zen of Farting, If Life is a Bowl of Cherries What am I Doing in the Pits?, and How to Write a How To Write Book. Funny!
I voted for How to Date Dead Guys, If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing In the Pits?, and The Zen of Farting.
Voted for 2: How to Date Dead Men and The Zen of Farting.
I voted Living with Crazy Buttocks
2. the Pocket book of Boners
3. the Power of Pussy
I voted for Bombecks book bowl of cherries cause I’ve always liked her humor the joy of circumcising cause makes one wonder just how they planned to do that one & well silly last one was the shopping carts guide both funny and silly. Happy holidays everyone
Why Do Men Have Nipples?, Too Close to a Naked Man and my top fav—The Zen of Farting
some of these are way to funny. The Zen of Farting would go over big at our house.
I chose The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories, The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification, and The Zen of Farting because those titles made me laugh the most.