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So mine were 50 Shades of Chicken
DIY Brain Surgery
Good-bye Testicles
LOL
I had to choose “Everyone Poops” and “Goodbye Testicles ” (okay I laughed on this one… “Eating People is Wrong”
GOODBYE TESTICLES is a sure winner! And FIRST YOU TAKE A LEEK, of course…
I had to vote for A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced me Gay since I suggested it (other people might have too.) And DIY Brain Surgery because ??? Although I guess it must be comedy or something else, because if the author had actually attempted any DIY surgery he wouldn’t be alive to publish a book.
Billionaire Dion for sure, the concept is just ridiculous, Bootycall of Cthullu because what?!?, and Fancy Coffins because why not?
Dino not Dion…that is a different book.
DIY Brain Surgery, Everyone Poops, and Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself are my choices
actually bought my BFF the 50 shades of chicken cook book. she says it is hilarious but the recipes are actually pretty good. RECOMMENDATION: check out the YOUTUBE videos. How to truss a chicken described
in bondage terms, and then there are 2 others which involve chicken preparation. Too funny.
I picked DIY Brain Surgery, Eating people is Wrong and How to Commit Adultery, but they’re all very funny.
I voted for DIY Brain Surgery, Everyone Poops, and Goodbye Testicles. How funny!
Mine were A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay, Booty Call of Cthulhu and Be Bold with Bananas.
I had to pick Bold with Bananas - because…well just because my mind is usually in the gutter
My favorites are 50 Shades of Chicken, Anybody Can Be Cool…But Being Awesome Takes Practice, and Everyone Poops.
Eating people is wrong…. you think? Then again ;0 (perverse thoughts)… Back to the gross cannibalism thing, anybody remember Eating Raoul?
the options were hilarious.
top 5:
“Eating people is wrong”
“Games You Can Play With Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know”
“A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay”
“Everyone Poops”
“Booty Call of Cthulhu”
ROFL
Voted for A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay. and only that. Because none of the others come close.
I wanted to vote for Death by Ploot Ploot but it wasn’t on there!
I voted for A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced me Gay
and First Take a Leek
and 50 Shades of Chicken
My favorite is DIY Brain Surgery, followed by Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself